Bobsagetron (left) before his fight with Vin Diesel (Right). The fight that would lead to the death of Bobsagetron and the unfortunate male prostitute in the center.

Bobsagetron was a world renowned soldier from the land of Jackoffingstan, he was once known as the manliest man alive until he was beaten to death by Vin Diesel. A common myth is that Bobsagetron died from dehydration but this has yet to be proven. Bobsagetron is commonly mistaken for the famous homosexual Bob Saget who is known commonly as "The Worst Actor In the Entire Universe," Bob Saget's Mother Mom Saget, or Bob Saget Tron, the robot version of Bob Saget.