Summary Edit

Risk is a tabletop bored game involving Chaka Kahn, biscuits and tanks. It is mainly played in Nerd World Countries.

Rules of Play Edit

Similar to Dungeons and Dragons, Risk is usually set up using small (or large) live animals as characters on a game board, which are moved by utilising small tasers depicting Chaka Kahn eating a biscuit. The aim is to maneouver your small (or large, as it may be) animal along the board and down the barrel of a tank cannon. The first combatant to get their small (or large) animal into the cannon, then to fire the cannon, will win the game, providing the animal (small or large) remains resemble the shape of at least one common disease.

Editing Edit

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