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|Mark Sinclair Vincent (AKA Vin)|
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds or less I'm free and nothing else matters"
- Vin 'Dominic Toretto' Diesel on living his life
"You're not afraid of the dark, are you?"
- Vin 'Richard B Riddick' Diesel on being afraid of the dark
"Can you see us?"
- Ghost Whisperer on Seeing Us
Vin Diesel is a MANLY man, he is considered so MANLY that he reached the height of MANLINESS, went over the top of the scale and reached full MANLINESS again. It is rumoured by certain Satanic Cults that this has happened several times. He loves elbowing windows through because it is so MANLY and his voice is apparently so low, that most of what he says can only be heard by whales and some porpoises, as well as Jonathan Shenton.
He is currently the Divine King of Newcastle-under-Lyme, where he lives in a huge castle in the rural town of Belletti, and he spends his time eating/drinking gravel, because he's so MANLY.
It is well known that Vin enjoys giving members of the public a good thrashing, often with metallic objects such as chains, he does this to show off his mastery over metallic objects, describing them as The Metal. A notable receiver of a thrashing was his good friend Jonathan Shenton. Shenton merely shrugged off this act of violence as just a bit of fun, but during the thrahing he exclaimed "Bloody Hell!"
During his free time, Vin Diesel is said to enjoy partaking in the popular post-rape entertainment, RISK.